This morning I was getting the boys in the car to take them to school. I opened the back door, and Camden climbed to the other car seat. I buckled Kellan in. As I came around the side, Camden had rolled his window down, hung his arm out and said "Hey Baby!"
I caught Camden signing to himself. Florida Georgia Line's "Cruise"
My Boys
Thursday, July 24, 2014
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
July 23rd, 2014
Camden informed me that he learned he has to brush his teeth
in the morning and at night. Crap! We barely had once a day down.
We were at the Diamondback's game with Kellan. I asked him if he had to go potty and he said yes. I turned around to get my purse and when I turned back to him, he had his pants pulled down... sigh...
On the way to a birthday party Camden was asking me questions about Jesus dying for our sins. He thought a minute and then asked if Mitzie died for our sins too. I don't think Mitzie would have been up for that kind of responsibility....
Camden picked his nose and asked me to roll down his window so he could put the booger outside. I said Ew! Camden No! He replied "Come on, Mom. There's no police-es.
July 20th, 2014
Thursday, July 17, 2014
July 17th, 2014
Camden : "Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Holy Spirit, as it was in the beginning, is now, and forever shall be.... Mom?... Who's Shelby?"
Kellan came running at me grinning and yelling "MOM APPLY APPLY!" (That's how he pronounces "a fly").
Kellan came running at me grinning and yelling "MOM APPLY APPLY!" (That's how he pronounces "a fly").
Monday, July 14, 2014
July 14th, 2014
Camden's had a little *ahem* rash on his bee dee bee dee. We were eating at Sardella's and he was half way across the aisle from me, whipped it out, and asked me if it looked better. I have no idea if any other patrons were in Sardella's as I never once lifted my head again.
On our way home from the fireworks that we never saw, Camden asked me if gasoline was gas. He replied, "oh good. I can go to sleep now".
Kellan was in his car seat and after I strapped him in, he said "don't worry, Mom. I'll get tall later".
We were watching a cartoon and they were talking about prom. I asked Kellan who he would take to prom and he said "the girl with the eyes." Glad he doesn't have too high of standards.
Speaking of cartoons, any time a cartoon character gets bonked in the head or hurt, they laugh hysterically. Do you think I should be concerned? "Oh Dr. Schaffer!"
We say our prayers in the car every morning on the way to school. Camden knows them but asks me to say them with him. The whole time we do this Kellan yells "EENIE MEENIE MINIE MO!" at the top of his lungs. As to not be left out, 'cause God forbid he learned any prayers.
Kellan pooped. And I mean there's not even an adjective to describe this poop. When he got up off the potty I looked at it and said "Jesus!" He said, that's not Jesus, mom, that's poop!
Camden said something about being a good boy and eating all his dinner. I said, I like where your head is at. He pointed to his head and asked "here?"
On our way home from the fireworks that we never saw, Camden asked me if gasoline was gas. He replied, "oh good. I can go to sleep now".
Kellan was in his car seat and after I strapped him in, he said "don't worry, Mom. I'll get tall later".
We were watching a cartoon and they were talking about prom. I asked Kellan who he would take to prom and he said "the girl with the eyes." Glad he doesn't have too high of standards.
Speaking of cartoons, any time a cartoon character gets bonked in the head or hurt, they laugh hysterically. Do you think I should be concerned? "Oh Dr. Schaffer!"
We say our prayers in the car every morning on the way to school. Camden knows them but asks me to say them with him. The whole time we do this Kellan yells "EENIE MEENIE MINIE MO!" at the top of his lungs. As to not be left out, 'cause God forbid he learned any prayers.
Kellan pooped. And I mean there's not even an adjective to describe this poop. When he got up off the potty I looked at it and said "Jesus!" He said, that's not Jesus, mom, that's poop!
Camden said something about being a good boy and eating all his dinner. I said, I like where your head is at. He pointed to his head and asked "here?"
Friday, July 4, 2014
July 4th, 2014
Kellan told me Muffie ripped the stickers off his airplane. I said, ok, but God knows when you're lying. He replied, I think God's lying. Don't worry, I quickly ran away from Kellan in case there were any sudden lightning strikes...
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
July 2nd, 2014
We were walking in the door and I asked Camden to please throw an empty water bottle in the trash. He looked at me with a raised eyebrow and said "you mean the recycling bin?"...
We were face timing with Uncle Neil. Kellan took one look at the screen and said "that's the guy that bonked my nose!"
I picked the boys up from school and we were on our way out the door. They were ahead of me and I watched Kellan bend down, pick a crumb of food up off the floor, and put it in his mouth. I then saw a cute well dressed perfectly groomed little girl a few feet away. I claimed her as my own for that 3 second period.
We had some cupcakes on the counter and the boys were trying to shove down dinner to get one. Camden finished first so I gave him a cupcake. There were four cupcakes left in the box. Camden said "Mom, when Kellan gets his cupcake, there will be 3 left!" I said, "close! There will be 2 left." I thought for a minute and realized his math was absolutely correct and mine was wrong. Good thing I work in payroll! Definitely picked the right career path there!
I told Camden he will always be my little boy- no matter how old he is. He said "but I won't live with you when I'm a Dad." I said "that's probably right, Camden." He thought for a beat and said "But you still live with your parents." ...
We were looking at houses Saturday and Kellan asked the realtor where the toy room was. Guess that's his selling point...
I think Kellan's going to be a nurse. Camden was on the couch crying because his ear hurt and Kellan sat there and patiently rubbed his head. So sweet!
Camden's on an antibiotic and they have to give him a dose at school. The teacher said "Wow! He takes his medicine like a champ!" I replied "that's my little druggie" In retrospect, probably not the best thing to say...
I was comforting Kellan last night when he bonked his nose on Camden because they were playing too roughly. I had my face close to his face and accidentally inhaled one of his tears. I don't need to be checked out for that do I? I mean, it's just saline, right? Where's my Xanax?...
We were face timing with Uncle Neil. Kellan took one look at the screen and said "that's the guy that bonked my nose!"
I picked the boys up from school and we were on our way out the door. They were ahead of me and I watched Kellan bend down, pick a crumb of food up off the floor, and put it in his mouth. I then saw a cute well dressed perfectly groomed little girl a few feet away. I claimed her as my own for that 3 second period.
We had some cupcakes on the counter and the boys were trying to shove down dinner to get one. Camden finished first so I gave him a cupcake. There were four cupcakes left in the box. Camden said "Mom, when Kellan gets his cupcake, there will be 3 left!" I said, "close! There will be 2 left." I thought for a minute and realized his math was absolutely correct and mine was wrong. Good thing I work in payroll! Definitely picked the right career path there!
I told Camden he will always be my little boy- no matter how old he is. He said "but I won't live with you when I'm a Dad." I said "that's probably right, Camden." He thought for a beat and said "But you still live with your parents." ...
We were looking at houses Saturday and Kellan asked the realtor where the toy room was. Guess that's his selling point...
I think Kellan's going to be a nurse. Camden was on the couch crying because his ear hurt and Kellan sat there and patiently rubbed his head. So sweet!
Camden's on an antibiotic and they have to give him a dose at school. The teacher said "Wow! He takes his medicine like a champ!" I replied "that's my little druggie" In retrospect, probably not the best thing to say...
I was comforting Kellan last night when he bonked his nose on Camden because they were playing too roughly. I had my face close to his face and accidentally inhaled one of his tears. I don't need to be checked out for that do I? I mean, it's just saline, right? Where's my Xanax?...
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