The Train at Walmart

This happened a while ago, and I just now feel comfortable writing about it.
I took Camden shopping at WalMart. As we were leaving I saw all the little kid rides they have there and asked Camden if he wanted to ride one. He immediately said no. I should have listened to that little brown eyed boy...
I put a screaming Camden in a train ride that just goes back and forth. I leaned down to put the quarter in to start it and the train took off as fast as lightning! It hit me in the head and knocked me to the floor. A screaming Camden turned into a louder screaming Camden as he started to fall out of the fastest train ride on earth. I was too dazed to grab him. I just sat on the floor while he screamed and hoped no one was watching. Once I got my wits about me, I got him out of the evil train, threw him in the cart and walked out of WalMart with a purposeful step and my head held high. I made sure not to make eye contact with a living soul...