January 4th, 2015

Camden: "Grammy needs a GPS because she doesn't know how to get to Chili's."

Kellan saw a handicap sign in the parking lot, and asked "Is that for people that have to go potty?"

Camden "Mom! Your eyeshadow looks like a beautiful rainbow!"
Me: Already on my way to the store to get new eyeshadow...

Kellan: "Alf landed on the food changer!" (Stove)

The pest control guy came to the door and Camden told him he loved him...

Nick and I are going to have to start using Pig Latin because Camden call spell and hears everything...

Ummm.. it's been a while since Kellan's been potty trained, and I just realized he wipes his booty and throws the TP in the trash... Gross!

We were all playing football, and Kellan had the ball and was on the opposing team. He said "Mom, if you say please I'll throw the ball to you!" If that was how football worked, the Lion's would be in the Super Bowl for sure!

Kellan said I could put his shoes on him if I said please. He tricked me into doing it too.

The boys got umbrellas for Christmas. Kellan calls it a "broombrella".

Out of the blue, Camden said, "How do I know Grampa Dick is holding my heart when I can't see him?"

I was complimenting Kellan's cute little white butt. He asked me why his butt was white. I said that's how God made it. He thought a minute and said "I think Dad painted it white". I turned around and laughed, then he said "No, Camden must have thrown a snowball at it"...

Kellan's in a stage where he knocks stuff down, spills and hits Camden. He thinks it's OK if he looks at me with those blue eyes and says "I didn't mean to!" Usually he's halfway through the act when saying "I didn't mean to"...

I told the boys to sit down because Daddy was getting dinner ready. Camden looked at me with his long eyelashes and said "But dinner hasn't been served yet"... What? We're not classy!

Camden has always pronounced the toy room the "tour/two room". Now Kellan's doing it too. Oh well, maybe they'll get it right when they're 18...

Here's a picture Camden drew of the Blue Lions and Purple "Bikings playing football"

Camden was sounding out this word. He said "M E M loading R E X". Sigh. Kids and their technology...