July 19th, 2015

When Kellan pouts (frequently) he wraps his entire arms around his body instead of just crossing his arms...

Camden is completely tone deaf. He's got many talents, but singing is not one of them...

At 4:48pm Kellan yelled "What happened to Church?" I was surprised because we were sitting in the front pew. Then he put his hand to his ear and said "I can't hear anything". Keep in mind, Mass starts at 5pm...

In the crowded restroom at the Turtle Restaurant, Kellan went into the stall by himself and locked the door. (His new thing). When we were washing our hands, he asked "Mom, where does your pee come from?" As I looked at the other bathroom patrons, I just kind of stuttered. Kellan repeatedly asked this question as the other women roared with laughter. I said "the same place as yours does, Kellan". He asked the question about two more times, and I just said Oh Kellan. As I prepared for a follow up, he commented on the water temperature. I said "so are we on a different subject now?" as the women washing their hands left the room wiping tears of laughter from their eyes...

Kellan seriously stinkily tooted the entire Mass. At the Turtle Restaurant, I smelled that same suspicious smell I had been smelling for the past hour. I asked Kellan if he tootie frootied. He said "no", and pointed to a random guy at the next table and said "it was him"...

When the server put our meals on the table, I asked Camden and Kellan if they said thank you. Camden proudly and loudly said "I did!". Kellan proudly and loudly said "I didn't!"...

Kellan came out this morning wearing Camden's sandals. I said "are you sure they're not too big?". He replied "No, Mom! Both shoes are the same size!". Not quite what I meant, but ok.

Kellan and I were talking about driving safely. I said "Kellan, I'm always careful driving. Especially with you in the car". Kellan thought a minute and said "I'm very careful driving with my toys in the car"...

We were walking in the parking lot and I was trying (trying key word) to tell Kellan to make sure to be aware and watch out for cars. He replied "because if we bump in to them it might be very rude?"

On the way back from Communion Camden started walking back to the pew, turned to Grammy and me and said "that was easy!".

Kellan announced "I want to do right stuff like Camden, but I just can't"...