August 22nd, 2014

Kellan didn't listen and I told him it hurt my feelings when he doesn't obey me. He asked which feeling it hurt.

As I was getting ready for work, Kellan came running into the bathroom cracking up. He said "I fell off the bunk bed ladder and bonked my head." I asked him if he was ok, and he said no and continued belly laughing...

Here are Kellan's stats;
24 lbs
2 feet 9 inches tall
Head measuring in at 51.1

Me: Kellan it's your turn to go to Church this Sunday
Kellan: I'll go, but if there's a lot of red lights I'm staying home

Kellan kept asking me where we were going. I told him, we're getting on the highway right now. He repied "so we can go really high?"

The boys call the American Flag the "American State Flag". And they call tattoo's "captoos". We've given up trying to correct them...

Close to bedtime Camden looked at me and said "let's start getting settled down. You go take out your contacts and I'll go sit on the couch."

Camden: Liar Liar Pants on Fire
Kellan: No! My pants are so cold. Don't be rude