September 19th, 2015

I chaperoned the junior high dance for Annunciation tonight. I don't know if I feel cool or super not...

Kellan knows that he has to ask politely when he wants something. When he really really wants something, he asks very politely. He uses this template - "May you please take me to Peanut Butter Pizza?".

Out of the blue (not like this has ever occurred with Kellan), he told me he stepped on allergies...

Grammy and Camden are in Grammy's room folding towels. They are both in their glory.

Kellan has Grammy's doily on his face and can't understand why he can only see dots...

Kellan had a Grammy day, and I asked him what the best part of the day was. He replied, "watching the iPad". Bwa a a. It's not just me he wants to ignore!

So, as much as I call a bee dee bee dee a bee dee bee dee, I will reluctantly agree the scientific term is 'penis'. I repeatedly asked the boys to settle down because it was almost their bedtime Obviously, both boys were in t-shirts and underwear, (no pants policy) and after several exhausting attempts to get them to calm down, Kellan provided me with this explanation. "I can't calm down because I'm upside down and my penis is out!".

I 100% no lie just heard Camden say blackish-blue on his own accord. I recommend getting in to Grammy's and my head to find out why that's so funny.

Camden was talking and paused a moment (Holy Cow!) and asked what Great Grandpa Gall's name is. Because, God forbid he call him 'Great Grandpa Gall'. I told him His name is John. Silence for a moment (Holy Cow!) and then Camden asked, "John Deere?"...

We all had to get out of the pool abruptly (that's another story) and while we were drying off, Kellan whipped out his bee dee bee dee (see!) and peed right on the pool deck dangerously close to his dry clothes. We all looked at him and screamed, and he laughed and asked "how did that happen?".