July 16th, 2016

Camden was talking in his sleep last night. I couldn't quite make out what he was saying, then clear as a bell he yelled, "Bye Bye, Horsey!"


I noticed Camden's socks had holes in them and told him to remind me to throw them away when we got home. Kellan looked horrified and yelled, "BUT I SEWED THEM!" Camden and I looked at each other confused and this did not help Kellan's indignation. So he proceeded to yell, "THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE UN SEW DED!!!"...


So Camden woke me up early as possible of course. We were laying there talking for a while when the garbage truck came by. It was loud, and Camden put the pillow over his head and said, "Ugh! Why does the garbage truck have to come so early?!"...


I was telling the boys how there are three people in particular I always pray for, and it's not easy to pray for them because I don't think they are very nice people. Kellan looked at me with his luckily cute sparkly blue eyes and asked, "Is one of them you?"...


Kellan's new thing is pretending he's a dog in an egg. Not quite sure what this means, but it's easier to go along with it. They boys tend to name themselves Junior, Browsley and Fastly when they're these dogs in eggs...


Kellan ran by me and said, "look how fascist I am!" I really hope he just meant fast...


Camden threw up the other day and said, "Well now that I got that out of the way!"


Camden is always in 1st place on the slither game out of like 500 people. We were cracking up because you can name your snakes, and someone picked the name, "Jake from Snake Farm".


Kellan always wants me to 'ruvva' him. (Rub his leg). I thought I was ruvvaing him, but he yelled, "Mom! You're ruvvaing my blankie and no piece of me is there!"...


We were in the car and I made a turn. From the back seat, Kellan announced, "I guess we're turning on Cave Creek Road!". I replied, "This is 32nd Street". Kellan looked shocked, smiled and said, "How did I get that right?!"


The boys were arguing if they'd even seen a Komodo Dragon. Kellan insisted he had seen one, and logical Camden could not stand this. Kellan finally yelled at the top of his lungs, "I WENT TO THE JUNGLE WHEN I WAS A BABY AND SAW A KOMODO DRAGON!!!"...