July 3rd, 2016

Camden and Kellan were playing soccer. Needless to say, Camden's a little competitive. Kellan scored (by a pure stroke of luck) and Camden yelled "That doesn't count!". Kellan and I both asked "why?" Camden looked at us annoyed and said, "I don't know why, it just doesn't"...


Kellan accidentally kicked the soccer ball right at me, grinned, and said "Sorry Mr. Girl!".


We passed a high school that had a football stadium right out front. Camden announced that he wanted to go to that school because it has a football team. Kellan said he wanted to go to a school that has a cannon ball team. Ok...


Kellan came up to me sadly and proclaimed, "My brother's not being very nice to me so I'm going to go back in my 'raccoon'". He might have meant cocoon, but I didn't have the energy to clarify...


Kellan told me, "bean burritos are good because they have beans in them"...


At breakfast, the waiter asked the table next to us if they'd like hot sauce. Kellan angrily turned back and yelled, "No! I don't want any hot sauce!" I think the waiter is scarred for life...


I brought Camden some apple juice and he said, "Why thank you for serving me, ma'am"...


Kellan earnestly told me that he had sushi at McDonald's. Must have been at one of the Scottsdale locations...


Camden was playing with my phone and I told him to make sure to let me know if anyone called or texted. He ran up to me handed me the phone, and said, "Mom, someone rang". Like he's an English kid from the 1800's or something...