Monday March 30th, 2020

2017

Little Cow had a bad dream and came in to sleep with me. I snuggled this sweet little guy and within seconds he was sound asleep. To my chagrin, he was sound asleep with his elbow jammed into my thyroid and his big head suffocating me.

09/09/2017 - Came home with Oscar. And as he reminds us every day, he's now dead :(

The boys decided Torrey is a Philadelphia "Beagles" fan and Oscar is a Cleveland Browns fan because he's orange.

Little meteorologist Kellan. "Can we watch the news? I want to keep up on the hurricane."

Kellan told me he didn't like the mint toothpaste when he was young. (Keep in mind he's 6 years old while saying this).

Kellan is begging me to have a Mom & Cow night. This is when he ships Camden off to Grammy's - which Camden and Grammy don't mind in the slightest. Here is the list Kellan wants to discuss (basically everything that would freak his brother out).
Death
Strangers
Hurricanes
Volcanoes

I was kissy attacking Kellan, (because Camden won't let me). I said, "I made this cute little Cow Butt." Kellan matter of factly replied, "No, I'm made from Grammy because I have blue eyes, blonde hair and pale skin"...

Poor Kellan had an ear infection. As I was tucking him in, we were talking about how the antibiotics are helping his body fight his ear infection. He looked stunned, but sleepy, and said, "Is there going to be a battle in my ear tonight?!" I said yes, and he fell asleep with the biggest smile on his little pig pen face.

I was peacefully getting ready in my bathroom in my bra and underwear. Kellan came flying in to tell me something, then stopped dead in his tracks. I looked at him through the mirror, and asked "what". He just half grinned. I asked "what?" again. He rolled his eyes and said, "Mooooom! You have a hole right where your tailbone and gluteus meet." I looked and him and couldn't even form a question. He saw that he was speaking too intelligently for me, rolled his eyes, giggled again and said, "there's a hole in your underwear right by your buttcrack!"

Camden said, "I thinks my eyes can hear because when I plug my ears I can still hear a little."...

The boys love going to Texas Road House with Grammy. Kellan is in awe that he is allowed to throw peanut shells on the ground. Right up little pig pen's alley! The boys were talking about their adventures at the restaurant, and Kellan asked, "Is there an Arizona Road House in Texas?"...

The boys and I were at Walmart (which is stressful enough). Camden was walking behind me and got a major case of the hiccups. It drives me nuts when Walmart is crowded and people stop in the middle of the aisles - not caring about anyone else trying to get through the store. It was a particularly stressful trip, and the very frequent hiccup noises behind me were starting to get on my nerves. I finally turned around and asked Camden to hold his breath to try to get rid of the hiccups. About 5 minutes later I heard a small little voice behind me ask if he could stop holding his breath now. Poor  little purple Camden! I felt horrible. We all laugh heartily at this story now. The exaggerations grow each time we talk about it.

Speaking of toots, (I'm sure we were at one point), Kellan was talking and his voice got a little raspy. Camden asked why his voice sounded like that. Kellan thought, and said "it sounds like that for 11 seconds after I toot"...

Camden was going through our DVDs to gather some to donate. He picked up the SpongeBob Movie and said, "we can donate this one. We're a little too old for it". I replied "Hey! That's mine!"...