Thursday March 26th, 2020

Still in 2017 (bear with me).

The boys have a football video game (go figure). Camden got an interception, and the entire game paused as if to celebrate this moment. Kellan, not to be outdone, got an interception on his next turn. The game didn't pause, and Kellan was puzzled. He asked, "why didn't it pause when I got an interception?" Then, without waiting for a response he replied to his own question, "It's probably because you're older than me Camden."

Camden asked Kellan to play with him. Kellan didn't want to. Instead of saying the - what I would assume most people would say in this situation - No, Kellan said, "I would play with you, but I'm 'it-qualified'". I think he meant 'unqualified', but even I don't know what's in that cute head of his.

Camden had a sneezing fit and said "it must be because I had soup on Friday." What?!

I was talking with the boys about what they wanted to be when they grew up. Kellan very seriously said, "I could be Santa, but I already chose NASCAR driver"...

Camden was on the pot (what else is new) and suddenly got this incredulous look on his face. I asked him what was going on. He was in awe, and told me. I will spare you (most) of the details, but Camden got his first poop toilet water splash back on his little butt.

Kellan from the backseat - "Mom? Are you driving us nuts?" Oh sweet little Cow, we're already there...

I was telling the boys about one of my friends. She has an unusual name, and the boys couldn't get over that and just listen to the story. Finally, exasperated, Kellan demanded, "but Mom! What's her front name?!"...

I made pasta for the boys and was very proud of myself. Little food connoisseur, Kellan, took one look and scoffed. "Grammy makes better bowtie pasta than this. Hers has Parmesan cheese and soil"

Back to poop, sorry. Camden averred, "all people poop once an hour." I was stunned and replied, "only you, son. Only you."

Boy Kellan sure loves his cake. He usually gets the first piece of cake at every party - whether it's his birthday or not. We were at the pool next to a birthday party. Now mind you, we did not know the people at this party nor were we invited. Kellan shows up next to me with a piece of cake. My mouth dropped, but before I could say anything, Kellan shrugged and said, "I think I have a cake tooth!"..