March 29th, 2016

Camden: Mom? Can I please have that apple juice I asked for?
Me: Oh shoot! I'm sorry, honey, I forgot!
Camden: How could you forget I'm your children?

Kellan was engrossed in the iPat (go figure) and I asked him to come get dressed. His reply? "I love you too!"..

I swear Kellan is going to be a Nascar announcer when he grows up. He commentates every race. He was watching a race on - wait for it - the iPat, and the announcer mispronounced a name and said "Excuse me". Kellan absolutely lost it. I have never seen him laugh so hard. I was trying to explain that the announcer didn't say excuse me because he shot a duck, but that did not work for Kellan. He was convinced it was a duck...

When I told Kellan I thought he might grow up to be a Nascar announcer, Camden said, "Yea, Kellan! You can be a Nascar pronouncer!"

One of Kellan's random thoughts out loud. "Why am I a cow, Camden's a monkey and no one is a rhinoceros?"...

Camden asked what a mutt was. I explained to him why some dogs are called mutts. I also explained to him that people can be considered mutts as well because we come from a long line of ancestors from all over the world. Camden pondered this and said, "I'm a mutt then because I used to live in Anthem!"...

Camden tooted, laughed and said, "I can't believe I did that on Easter morn!"

The boys were so excited that the Easter Bunny came. They asked me if Torrey got to see the Easter Bunny. I said, "probably!" As they ran around the house hunting for eggs, Kellan said, "If we still had 'Scuse Me, he probably would have got the Easter Bunny fired!" Ha!

Camden told me if he has a daughter, he'll name her Bella. If he has a son, he'll name him Cam. I think that would be so cool, but that better be a long long way off!

We were at Buffalo Wild Wings, and a piece of food fell out of Kellan's mouth. He looked down cheerfully and exclaimed, "I guess that wasn't a throat piece!"...

While some of Kellan's random out loud thoughts may be a little odd, this was one of my favorites. "I'm proud of you, Mom! You're u-tiful!" BEAM!

Camden was in a mood - asking me to get him dressed, and I said, "Camden, come on! You're acting like a child!" I immediately turned so he wouldn't see my face and thought, well that wasn't the best comment. He wouldn't let me get away with that one. He said, laughingly, "I AM a child!" FAIL

At swim, we got a snack afterward and Kellan grabbed it from the guy without saying thank you. I sternly said, "Kellan, what do you say?" He looked up at the guy and said, "Mom has no money.". Now, while this is true, let me explain. All the kids in line ahead of us were asking their parents for money for a snack. The boys asked and I said I have no money. What they didn't realize is I have an account set up at swim school, so I don't have to use cash. Sigh...