March 25th, 2016

Happy Birthday Month to meeeee! :)

I asked Kellan if he said thank you. He replied, "I said thanks 'cause that's another word for please!"...

Kellan was all smiles talking to himself. Then he asked, "is anybody home?" I don't know Cowbell, I just don't know... ;)

Me: I can't find my phone!
Kellan: At least your name is Carrie!  What?...


Camden was pretending to shoot a gun, so we asked him if he'd ever seen a real gun. Kellan said, "I've never seen a real bear!"...


Kellan: Mom! I want to ask you one more 'queskion'
Me: AAAAAAAA! Go to bed!
Kellan: How old are you going to be?
Me: 38
Kellan: Are you going to die at that number?
Me: Open mouth - insert Xanax...

The Dr. asked the boys what school they go to. Camden answered correctly. She asked Kellan what school he went to and he said "Room 9"...

Kellan had a little virus this week. I told him I was going to take him to the doctor and he said he didn't have to go because he was only 'medium' sick. Then he proceeded to tell me the kinds of sick there are. All levels of sickness require iPAT watching of course...

I asked Kellan if he had a headache. He said he had a 'hay day'. Life's a hay day for this cow...

When I check on the boys during the night if they talk in their sleep or are tangled in their blankets I tell them about it the next morning. I told Kellan he was snoring last night. He informed me that when he snores that means he had a good day!

Me: Kellan, I'm so glad you came into my life!
Kellan: I'm so glad you're u-tiful
Me: Secretly passing Kellan all the candy he wants

Camden yelled angrily from the backseat, "MOM! Kellan called me Santa!" I couldn't help but burst out laughing. I asked him why that would make him so mad? He replied, "I don't want to take away his magic!" I honestly thought he was going to say, "I don't want to use his name in vain!"

Camden was trying to get Kellan to guess the color of the crayon in his hand. Camden said, "It starts with V and ends with T". Kellan had a light bulb go off and yelled proudly, "I know! Purple!"...